I feel like abortions should bother me more
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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