I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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