I'm gonna have a badass scar
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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