You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
wow bdsm is so cute
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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