i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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