i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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