if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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