Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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