I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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