Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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