He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
When are your genitals available?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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