yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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