It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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