We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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