I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
