I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
