So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
