So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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