oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there's paper in my vomit.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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