So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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