At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize