she smelled like a LAN party
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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