they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
high people should be assigned attendants
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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