it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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