I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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