no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
my shit smells like andre
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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