I CAN MOONWALK!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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