She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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