32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
