My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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