the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Bring me that man meat
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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