He asked me if I "almost moaned"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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