I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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