Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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