Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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