worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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