so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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