NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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