Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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