no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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