Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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