Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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