he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Randomize
