Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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