Swine flu. Run for my life!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
it glows. i had to have it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We were destined to go to rehab together
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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