At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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