There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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