yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just cropdusted the office
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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