redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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