does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
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My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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