Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
is it fun? or sober?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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