I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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