Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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