Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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