Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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