Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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